Behold Our Curiosities

The Freak Show

A GALLERY OF MARVELS WE'VE BUILT

Every wonder under this canvas was once somebody's impossible ask. We built it, they paid the monkey, and now it lives on as an exhibit. Step right up — gawking is free.

★ THE MAIN ATTRACTIONCarnival contraption dashboard combining schedule dial, payments, and membership controls under a striped awning
EXHIBIT No. 00 — THE HEADLINER

The Contraption That Runs the Whole Circus

Anvil Fitness · Custom booking & membership platform
Web AppBooking EnginePaymentsMember Portal

A full-blown web app that swallowed three separate tools whole — class scheduling, memberships, and payments — and spat out one tidy dashboard the front desk actually enjoys using. The staff swear it's sorcery. It's just good engineering in a nice hat.

-63%
ADMIN HOURS / WEEK
2,400+
MEMBERS MANAGED
18 days
FROM HANDSHAKE TO LIVE
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ITwo-headed carnival coffee booth with retail bags, wholesale crates, and a shared checkout hopperBehold — The Two-Headed Storefront
EXHIBIT No. 01

The Two-Headed Storefront

Ridgeline Coffee Co.
E-CommerceShopifyBranding

One shop, two faces — retail bags and wholesale accounts, living together without a single fistfight. Checkout so smooth customers forget they're spending money.

+41% salesFIRST 90 DAYS
'25
IIHumble patched tent in front of a grand marble courthouse facade — the respectable illusionBehold — The Respectable Illusion
EXHIBIT No. 02

The Respectable Illusion

Willowfield Law
WebsiteSEOCopywriting

Made a small firm look like a marble-columned institution — then made Google agree. Now they turn away cases instead of chasing them.

3× trafficIN SIX MONTHS
'25
IIISlow mechanical dinosaur dissolving into smoke beside a lightning-fast glowing boothBehold — The Vanishing Load Time
EXHIBIT No. 03

The Vanishing Load Time

Meridian Realty Group
RebuildPerformanceCMS

Took an 11-second dinosaur of a site and made it disappear — replaced by one that loads before your finger leaves the mouse. Poof.

0.8s loadDOWN FROM 11s
'24
IVSleeping ticket seller while an automatic machine and seat map sell tickets through the nightBehold — The Self-Selling Ticket
EXHIBIT No. 04

The Self-Selling Ticket

Gaslight Theatre
Web AppTicketingSeat Maps

A ticketing contraption with live seat maps that sells the house while the crew sleeps. Box office lines: officially extinct.

92% onlineOF ALL SALES
'24
VBarker whispering beside a glowing map pin over a busy BBQ tent with a long lineBehold — The Google Whisperer
EXHIBIT No. 05

The Google Whisperer

Copperline BBQ
Local SEOWebsiteReviews

Whispered the right words to the search gods and brought a smokehouse to the top of the map. Now the line's out the door — the good kind of problem.

#1 local"BBQ NEAR ME"
'24
VIMechanical messenger birds sorting mail while the ringmaster monkey calmly eats lunchBehold — The Inbox That Tamed Itself
EXHIBIT No. 06

The Inbox That Tamed Itself

Northgate Property Mgmt
AutomationPortalIntegrations

Built a tenant portal and a swarm of automations that answer, route, and file requests on their own. The office manager took her first real lunch break in years.

-500 emailsPER MONTH, GONE
'23
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