Window 01Fastest
Venmo
Quickest at the wagon
Fast peer pay for Sideshow & Main Event tickets. Put the project name in the memo so the till rings clear.
- Handle
- @paythemonkeyllc
Admit One · Fair Ticket
Cross My Palm
THE WORK'S DONE — NOW PAY THE MONKEY
Step up to the wagon windows. Goods first, straight deal. Pick your ticket, then choose how you'll cross the palm — Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, card, or a formal invoice for larger acts.
How to Cross the Palm
The Till Windows
Five booths, one fair deal. Put the project name in the memo so we know which ticket you're settling.
Window 02
Zelle
Bank to bank
Send from your bank app — no extra account required. Use the email below as the recipient.
- Send to
- ringmaster@paythemonkey.com
Use in your bank app
Window 03Soon
PayPal
Goods & Services
Prefer PayPal? Use Goods & Services for real jobs (not Friends & Family) so both sides are covered.
- Account
- ringmaster@paythemonkey.com
Window 04Soon
Card
Stripe checkout
Visa, Mastercard, Amex — for clients who want a straight card charge. Deposit + balance available on larger acts.
- Processor
- Stripe
Window 05
Invoice / ACH
Companies & Big Top
Formal invoice, ACH, or wire for Main Event polish and Big Top builds. Deposit at kickoff, balance at launch.
- Billing
- ringmaster@paythemonkey.com
Big Top work: deposit at kickoff, balance at launch — rails by agreement. Questions? Talk to the ringmaster.
Pick Your Ticket
What Are You Buying In For?
Same packages as under the big top. Settle with a till window above, or request a quote if you're still scoping the act.
The Sideshow
For getting on the map
$1,200one-time • from
Pay this ticketThe Main Event
For businesses that mean business
$3,500one-time • from
Pay this ticketThe Big Top
Custom apps & the full show
Let's Talkscoped to your act
Pay this ticketNo Smoke. No Mirrors. Real Code.
You get the goods. Then you pay the monkey. Still choosing an act? Start with a free quote under the canvas.
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